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Does this make me a really weird guy?

I am a high school guy with a 26 year old step mom. She is the best mom any guy can have. I just love and adore her. Beside being my mom, she is my best friend. I can share stuff with her that I would not tell any other person in the world. She always is there helping me when I need help. We are very close.

Most school days she will come into my room in her shorty nightgown and wake me up to get ready for school.

She is so beautiful and has a figure to die for that it takes effort on my part NOT TO GET A B0NER. If I got a b0ner, that would be the MOST EMBARRASSING thing that could ever happen to me and would be SO WRONG.

Guys, any tips on how I can keep from getting a b0ner in this situation? It is bad enough that sometimes I wake up with a b0ner anyway. Guys does that ever happen to you? Is that normal?

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    Stop worrying about getting a ***** and just wait until she leaves to fully get out of bed

  • 7 years ago

    May be or may not

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Bang her

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