What memories do you have from a friend or someone you knew a time ago, that when you think about it, it still makes you laugh?

One of my female friends from my early 20's was telling about her and her boyfriend's romantic love life. She was telling (well more like bragging) about all the different and strange places they make love or spent time together. Anywhere from a baseball pitching mound in the middle of the night, to an elevator at a hotel, heck even on top of the car hood while they were parked under a bridge. (There was a lot more but can't remember everything we talked about except what I wrote below.)

I was just listening then I asked a simple question. Have you two taken a shower together? She looked at me with her eyes wide open as if I just asked her to rob a bank from me, then she says. Um No! I want to save something for our marriage.

I said oh ok sure, and I changed the subject before I started laughing. Of course I thought in my head that's what you chose to save for marriage? You done things that would put you in jail in most of the states if you got caught, but that's what you want to save for marriage!

To this day I still laugh about it when it pops into my head. That was almost 20 years ago, I still think it's so funny that she would chose that to save for marriage.

What about you anything funny that was said to you still stuck in your head?