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Jay Seven
Just having fun I am not a troll I just enjoy asking strange questions to see how people think it's all in fun check out my youtube page at http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=jay7sa
What should I do to make things better, I joked with my one of my female friend and said miss piggy was her twin. She got very hurt what...?
Should I say to make her feel better, I was showing her my muppets coffee mug set and joke that miss piggy was her twin. I know I messed up and I shouldn't of been so mean
So how do I fix it?
Marriage & Divorce7 years ago
What would you buy for your spouse if you had an extra $40 to spend?
Or would you spend it on yourself?
9 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat memories do you have from a friend or someone you knew a time ago, that when you think about it, it still makes you laugh?
One of my female friends from my early 20's was telling about her and her boyfriend's romantic love life. She was telling (well more like bragging) about all the different and strange places they make love or spent time together. Anywhere from a baseball pitching mound in the middle of the night, to an elevator at a hotel, heck even on top of the car hood while they were parked under a bridge. (There was a lot more but can't remember everything we talked about except what I wrote below.)
I was just listening then I asked a simple question. Have you two taken a shower together? She looked at me with her eyes wide open as if I just asked her to rob a bank from me, then she says. Um No! I want to save something for our marriage.
I said oh ok sure, and I changed the subject before I started laughing. Of course I thought in my head that's what you chose to save for marriage? You done things that would put you in jail in most of the states if you got caught, but that's what you want to save for marriage!
To this day I still laugh about it when it pops into my head. That was almost 20 years ago, I still think it's so funny that she would chose that to save for marriage.
What about you anything funny that was said to you still stuck in your head?
1 AnswerMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat should I do, I have a beautiful friend that sends me great pics of herself every week. So should I break up with my other friend to...?
Become best friends with her?
I've been friends with the other one for over 8 years and my new pretty about 2 years.
Plus it would look so cool to have such a beautiful friend as my new BFF.
4 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat would you say if your spouse came home and said, I just took all my vacation time because I know this lottery ticket I bought is...?
going to hit and we are going to win it all this week.
So I took all my time off for this year so we can spend the time celebrating when we win.
Plus there is no way I can be wrong this many times in a row!
8 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat would you do if when you got home your spouse was standing behind the door wearing only a gift wrapping bow and a note...?
That reads, this gift is only for you, where do you want to open it?
8 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat should I say, a friend asked if they can borrow some money I'm not sure how to answer them?
If it was just a few bucks it would be ok
But to ask me for $750.00
That's just crazy
I didn't know we were that close,
I would never ask anyone other than family for that kind of money.
15 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat would you say or do if your spouse text you, I was invited to a swinger party, if you are hungry order some take out, I'll be home late?
and more than likely tired.
Love you!
then a hour later, you receive.
On oh! this party has NOTHING to do with dancing
I think I'm going to be sick!!!
7 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat would you say if your spouse said to you, my close friend is having trouble sleeping so I invited 'em to sleep in the...?
Same bed right In the middle with us so (he or she) can have a good night sleep.
We will be home soon, so get the bed ready and clean the bedroom.
11 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhy is it during Mother's Day no one ever thanks the single dads that have raised their kids alone, but during Father's Day single...?
Moms are thanked for pulling double duty.
Every year I read on Father's Day how great single mothers are and how that day is also for them. I feel it kind of takes away from Father's Day.
What are your thoughts?
8 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhat happens in Sci-fi movies when a laser is shot into space, will it keep going and hit someone or something a few years down the line?
I know it's fiction, but my son asked me that question, since light doesn't stop unless it hits something or defuses. Since lasers are a powerful beam of energy. Could it hit some ship a few years away?
1 AnswerPhysics7 years agoWhat would you say if your spouse came home handed you a hundred dollar bill and said, you won best cleavage contest at work. I took a pic?
When you were resting on the sofa and you won! you came in first place you got 20 votes and two phone numbers.
10 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years agoWhere would you go if your spouse said to you, today is about you I'm taking you out to buy something you want (within our budget) let's go.?
So where would you go and what would you buy for yourself?
7 AnswersMarriage & Divorce7 years ago
