What would you say if your spouse said to you, my close friend is having trouble sleeping so I invited 'em to sleep in the...?

My response would be different depending on if it was a man or a woman.

If it was a guy friend, I'd say sure, but don't hold it against me if I end up groping him in his sleep.

If it was a woman, I'd tell him to sleep on the couch, and we'll take the bed.

Obviously your spouse wants to have a 3 some it depends on who you are and what you like to do I suppose

I would say your close friend is sleeping on the couch

I'd tell him he needs to stop smoking crack!

I'd say, "Clean the guest room yourself. I'll be sharing the bed in the master suite with the dogs tonight."

I would say are you nuts, where will the dog sleep then?

Just make sure that you keep the lamp on... I'm scared of the dark!!

No.

If it was an attractive lady friend, I would say only if we can have a 3-some. Otherwise, forget it.

IT WOULD NEVER, NEVER HAPPEN!

I would laugh and know he was kidding.