What would you say if your spouse came home handed you a hundred dollar bill and said, you won best cleavage contest at work. I took a pic?

HaHa! I would win if his work had such a contest. I would take the money & say he should have gotten more.

That would be so off the wall and random couldn't help but laugh and take the $ and either treat us to a nice date night or if my husband didn't have the time then treat myself to a new hair cut or something. Men will be men so pick your battles wisely. But if it bothers you nicely let him know your uncomfortable will the whole situation.

I would be pretty shocked since I am a guy and I don't even have cleavage.

I would probably say

"oh that's great" and take the $100 bucks... Then say "Oh I guess I should finally admit that you got the consolation prize of biggest di*k out of all my friends, sorry.... but I took pictures!!!

I got Ally beat on size LOL 36 HHH. Dont matter, I would have to laugh and tell him next time wait till I was in my swim suit.

If you were ok with him taking the pic and showing people, then be flattered that you won. If not, then tell him it was messed up that he showed a picture of your **** without your permission. And regardless, take that Benjamin and spend it on yourself. It was your **** that won.

Lmao it wouldn't surprise me. He's always saying how much he he loves my breasts. And I am a 42 DDD so I know I'd win :)

I'd want to know whose cleavage he had used instead of mine since I know mine could never win that prize.

I would definitely post the pic on yahoo answers.

He'd never see my boobs again. Kick him to the curb!