What clever bumper stickers have you seen? Please keep it clean. My favorite today is "If you don't talk to?

"Go home, Earth is full"

"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't"

None. I've noticed an inverse correlation between the number of bumper stickers on ones car and its owners intelligence.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Hope you've got good insurance cause Ive got good brakes

In case of rapture, my car will be unmanned.

If you can read this, I am not impressed, a lot of people can read.

I beat up five hippies, all i got was this bus

Mine is : "If Youre close enough to read this bumper sticker, then Get Off My Azs!"

My favorite is..."Come to the dark side...we have cookies!"

The real question is what exactly are you gonna do about all of this.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they are yours. If they don't, hunt them down and kill them.

If youre gonna ride my asz at least pull my hair.