I easily understand people then why I have no friends?

same here and i hate that :/ probably because the "genuine" friends haven't yet been discovered. maybe i'm just hopelessly thinking that i'll find a true friend one day. well, at least you've got your own family and can learn to live independently. just being yourself, go through life, and let people come to you (but you first have to appear as friendly even though they may not initiate conversations)

You can buy some on ebay or inflate some by purchasing them at adult novelty shops. Chatroulette is good as well, especially if you don't mind some explicit imagery. Good luck!

Sounds like you love yourself so much,there's no room for others,.

Perhaps because you understand that all people have selfish motives, and or you get not pleasure from being around them.

Perhaps because they don't understand you.

Maybe it's because you're ugly

Or maybe I try too hard and end up messing things up

because of bad luck

because they have not understand you yet. To be friends you should know each other.

buy a slushy and be happy!