Is it strange that I'm...?

Rather than leave it out in the weather I would bring my motorcycle in the house. Motorcycles are not cheap, and I don't like a nasty looking rat-bike. A clean motorcycle is a work of art, and should be welcome in the house.

Those that have cats and dogs in the house have a nastier mess than I do with my bike.

Some motorcycles are more art, or sex symbols than they are functionally. For instance, imagine a theater and you expect a live performance, but the stage is vacant, and silent. The audience is restless wondering when the show will start. Then everyone hears an engine, a Harley Davidson, and as it gets closer the stage explodes with the sound; and Ann Margaret roars onto the stage on that Harley. Her custom riding leathers are skin tight, and she is wearing high heels, custom boots, and the Harley is part of the music and lights. Every woman in the place is envious, and every man in the place is ready to cream his jeans. So, it's not a motorcycle anymore, it is a high fashion statement, and Ann Margaret never looked better.

There are not many old time motorcycle shops anymore, most shops are large and have sections that look like fashion shows with all the specialty clothes for men and women.

Yes, motorcycles are dangerous, very dangerous; but "the closer I am to death, the more I feel alive."

Hahahaha. I love motorcycles. If I didn't have a wife and two kids, my motorcycles I have I would park inside my house. When I lived in an apartment I used to park them in my living room. When I met my wife I was building a chopper on my dining room table. I've heard from different women that holding a certain rpm gets them off. Must be some kind of harmonics. My wife doesn't street ride, but she will tare it up on the trails.

I'M not "sexually" attracted to any bike, but most of us DO like the "power between our legs" (so to speak).

I know some guys who got Fu##ed up on bikes, but that's a different issue.

As to what it does to women? There is something to be said about the "vibes" you and the bike can produce but they don't teach THAT in motorcycle courses , and I'll leave it at that. Peace Brother.

Makes me wonder why they call some stuff like a 'sissy' bar or THROTTLE---Hey---if you got a fetish, so do a LOT ( I mean, some dudes go terribly horny w/ school chicks in uniforms so how come you feel a little stranger???) Get off? HAHAHA----Me so hawnnneeeee------

Well if you are a chick, I am sure you could install say a ball hitch on the saddle. Rev up that RPM, and you are good to go.

.....wait....what the hell just happened.

Someone else was thinking just the same thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddUfvOC2Wk8