If Leonardo da Vinci was alive today, what questions would he ask on yahoo answers?

He wouldn't stoop to asking halfwits on the Internet.

Who do I have to know to get a talk show?

Da Vinci would be working, not wasting his time.

Whatever happened to those Illuminati guys...

Has anyone figured out how to make gold yet ?

What keeps those aero planes in the sky and what makes them go ?

"My designs for a flying contraption are more realistic than these elongated bird ripoffs, and quieter too. And what's this 'helicopter' I keep hearing about? Is that a new species of Pelican?"

"You call THIS art?"

"I'm flattered that there's a well-known man-sized turtle named after me, but why did you give the same thing to Michelangelo? It's not like he made anything worth talking about."

"Who was the Mona Lisa painted after? Hell if I know."

"So you're telling me people can make works of art in a matter of minutes? What's next, humans walking on the moon? Oh, they did that already?"

"How can I paint nude pictures of American women of various hot races"