What phrases should Obama practice for his next job?

Do you want fries with that?

Girl Rising: Huh? You seriously believe all the rubbish you noted on your response because it was told to you by the Obama regime? Everything (other than the stem cell research which I admittedly have not been interested enough to look further into - to many other Obama problems to focus on). I don't have time to take each point and prove it as an outright lie (I have to go to work shortly to make money in order to help Obama "redistribute" the money I have earned to those whom he and his fellow liberals deem "victims") propagated by the Obama regime but let me just say briefly that the stock market, corporate profits and the economy in general is simply being propped up by the Federal government and the true value and health of the economy is nothing but a mirage and smoke and mirrors being touted as lies by the Obama regime. Also, you mentioned the energy 'success'. The energy success of this nations is being made possible by the private companies who are drilling on private lands not the Federal government (which Obama shut down drilling and any further exploration on during his first tenure to placate the environmental whackos). As for equal rights ............. oh hell I don't have time to sit here and disprove every point you made with the truth and facts. But with my experience in the past with Obamabots it won't matter anyways.

Intentional ignorance of the truth = liberal insanity.

He will learn the name of the town he is speaking in. He is so envious of Bill Clinton he will follow in his footsteps. Barrack Obama for all his political rhetoric against the Clintons while he was running against Hillary is very envious of Bill, he will go on the speaking circuit, that is all he would be good for after office. He has never held a real job in his life, the answer that would you like fries with that is the only other thing he is qualified to do. Speaking pays more than working drive-up, do the math and you know what choice he makes

Call me "Mr. President". Even when he's out of office, he keeps the title.

"If it weren't for my enemies, the Republicans in Congress. I would have had gas costing 7 bucks per gallon. I was in this for the poor."

Learn Swedish. He's got a Nobel Prize, he should be on the committee to choose who gets the next one.

"I could have done a lot more without Republican 'obstruction'." At least that's what his supporters claim.

If you pay me a million dollars for a speech I will introduce you to someone that will make sure your deal goes through.

"I usually recommend a wedge to get out of the sand."

Obama has never had a real job in his life, other than a brief stint as a clerk at a Cinnabons in a Hawaii mall.

He will never have a real job again.

The only phrases he will need start with the words, "Amigo, come over here..."

Our recession-reversing, auto-industry-rescuing, jobs-creating, revenues-increasing, defense-contractors-auditing, economy-growing, manufacturing-base-rebuilding (see recovery.gov), sea-captain-freeing (from Somali pirates), deficit-slashing, borders-securing, human-traffickers-arresting ("Operation Coyote"), illegal-immigrants-deporting (see whitehouse.gov and click on Immigration), Dow-Jones-elevating, marriage-equality-endorsing, bin-Laden-getting, Chinese-trade-tariffs-imposing, green-energies-initiative-implementing (see recovery.gov), GOP-viciousness-transcending, highly intelligent, deeply-patriotic, and incredibly patient President Obama has been an absolute Godsend for this GOP-damaged nation.

All of the above-cited achievements were done IN SPITE OF the clandestine January 2009 Inauguration meeting hosted by GOP spin doctor Frank Luntz and ethically challenged Newt Gingrich, attended by senior Republican lawmakers, wherein Congressional Republicans literally plotted to sabotage, undermine, and destroy America's economy just to make the newly sworn-in President Obama "look bad" to the American people (Robert Draper: "Do Not Ask What Good We Do: Inside the U.S. House of Representatives"). Headline from Daily Kos (www.dailykos.com/...Tom-Coburn-GOP-leaders-): "Tom Coburn and GOP Leaders Plot to Sabotage Economy in Secret Meeting" (posted January 28, 2010).

Those attending the sabotage-economy meeting: Senators Jim DeMint (R-SC), Jon Kyl (R-AZ), Tom Coburn (R-OK), John Ensign (R-NV), Bob Corker (R-TN); Congressmen Paul Ryan (R-WI), Eric Cantor (R-VA), Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), Pete Sessions (R-TX), Jeb hensarling (R-TX), Pete Hoekstra (R-MI), and Dan Lungren (R-CA). Newt Gingrich to GOP conspiracy during a June 12, 2012 interview by Reverend Al Shapton on MSNB's "Politics Nation." Republican Pete Sessions even went so far as to say, "Republicans should follow the model of the Taliban in its battles with President Obama." These rightwing extremists are domestic terrorists, and President Obama's many achievements on behalf of the nation IN SPITE OF these obstructionists are miraculous. For this reason, and to encourage all Democrats to VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! to prevent any more GOP damages to our great nation, I recommend the message: "Stay the course."