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What if HP Lovecraft was a prophet...?

And Cthulu is the one true god? Shouldn't you worship him so he doesn't devour your soul?

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  • Bob
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    Worshiping him will now not stop him from devouring your soul. He will just make it quick while those who deny him will feel his wrath as they are ripped apart vein by vein and sinew by sinew and that is nothing compared to what he will do to their minds. Then they will repent of their athiesm and prey to him but he will merely mock them and continue, until he knows they are true in their worship. Then he will devour them painfully.

    None shall fail to worship him before the end.

  • 7 years ago

    Doesn't matter if you worship him or not, he'll still eat your soul. He's Cthulu.

    Source(s): That is not dead which can eternal lie.
  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    What if Brad Pitt really is Death, like in the movie Meet Joe Black. And death has a lucrative acting career? We should pay our respects to Brad Pitt too. You know, just in case.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Yes he even got sauce named after him HP mmmm

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  • John
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    His Baked Beans are wonderful

  • 7 years ago

    Most definitely, I like my soul

  • Obviously he was one. That is why I say we should all join the Esoteric Order of Dagon!!!

  • 7 years ago

    What wonderful mayhem!

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