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I need a good laugh. Someone please impress me with your witty banter please??
8 Answers
- 7 years ago
My dad broke the lock on the bathroom door from the inside just after going number two. It smelled terrible and he was stuck in their for 20 minutes.
- ?Lv 77 years ago
What do you call a red head in the middle of two blondes?.............An interpreter.. hehe:) I know not banter but you said you needed a good laugh.
- Anonymous7 years ago
What do you call a sad peter pan?
Robin Williams
Source(s): LMAO HE DID IT, HE FINNALY DID IT!!! :D - ChemoAngelLv 77 years ago
My next door neighbor got stopped for going down a one way street the opposite direction. The officer said
"Didn't you see the arrow?!"
He said: "ARROW?! I didn't even see the INDIAN!"
He got a ticket anyways. :)
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- Anonymous7 years ago
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
- 7 years ago
my girlfriend has a vagina that looks like a wagon wheel ran through a cow patty.
- 7 years ago
Will someone please give me the gift to have such a wondrous power such as wittiness??
