If i beat up your grandmother would you shoot me?

I'd want to, yes. It's why victims and their families shouldn't get a say in sentencing criminals, cos, you know... you'd see the death sentence for a lot of things!

It depends whether you are a scientist or philosopher. My grand mother died fifty years back. You can meet her in heaven. For the present, I don't have visa clearance to go to heaven.

Well since she's dead no I won't.

All my grandparents are dead. I don't have a gun.

I would torture you for my own pleasure instead.