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God descended from heaven last night to tell me he wasn't real. Is this possibly some kind of sign??
So I've been a Christian for more than 20 years. Last night, while taking a huge turd, God spoke to me. He told the Roman's made him up motivated by propaganda and it all got out of hand. They killed a hippy (jesus) and told everyone he was God in an attempt to put a stop to it. Alas it didn't work and everyone started going on about this supernatural "holy spirit".
I accused him of trolling me but he confirmed that he wasn't actually there in the first place and I have severe schizophrenia. Take it from a Christian guys, even God admits he doesn't exist.
4 Answers
- SamLv 77 years ago
At least you have given us something to go on,
the schizophrenia explains a lot about the content of your story.
You have presented a good valuable lesson for people here,
a well mind is not a prerequisite for participation on Y!A.
I'm an agnostic, I doubt the existence of God, but your case is when I hope I'm wrong, because it might take a miracle.
- Anonymous7 years ago
God came all the way down to tell you that, what a waste of time, why didn't he just phone
