Are there any differences between a Hardley and a Hoover besides where the dirtbag is located?

nope no difference except you dont have to rebuild the hoover as often

Heads up, answerers. Categories can no longer be picked by the asker. They are assigned based on keywords in the question. But yeah, Harley's actually do suck. They are loud and annoying to no real benefit of anybody. See South Park 13:12 It is gospel.

All vacuum cleaners suck but it really matters what you ask to find out which sucks the worse.

This is the Motorcycle Section and YES there are motorcycles that suck but believe you need to ask in DIY or a Maintenance & Repair Section of Y?A.

This joke has received a gold watch and retired to the seaside where it waits to be put out of its misery.

That one used to make me chuckle when I first heard it decades ago.

Buy a Triumph.

Oh gee LMAO. Aren't you clever? I hope you didn't strain your brain thinking that one up because it's been around for years.

Yea ...SURE....what ya do with the "hose" !

I suppose you are an expert on "rugs" too, but we don't need any. Peace Brother.