What is the most unfortunate real life name?

Cornelius Mountain Foot...legit that was his name lol

I went to a French school and it was rumored that a girl named "Alva Gingras" was a student there. However, I never saw her. Translated with a correct spelling the name means "she has a greasy vagina'. I hope it was a rumor.

My school actually had a real Michael Hunt.

Which was fortunate for every student making prank phone calls.

At my daughter's school, the guidance counselor's name is Tracy Tracy. She wasn't born with that name, but her name is Tracy and she married a guy (one of the gym teachers at the school) whose last name is Tracy.

Also, race car driver Dick Trickle has a pretty bad name.

I met a very short guy. He was about 5'3 and looked like a troll, when I was in jail a few years back.

His name was Bartholomew.

Robin Banks.

I've come across many people with the last name "Butt" and I'm not even joking.

I knew someone named Mike Hawk, not Michael, but Mike.

There was a question on the chase that had the name "fanny chmeler" and I think you know how to pronounce that, the host kept laughing at it,

Dickie Bird, takes some beating i think