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I am now a unicorn. how do i turn human again?
well, about 1 month ago it started.......a leprechan moved into my room and i couldnt make it leave, but someone reccommended LEPREGON to me and it split his ballsack open and made him s*** out his intestines. and then i wake up and find jellybeans on my porch....which i found out was unicorn poop. so then i noticed weird urges to have sex with the horse across the street, and then something hard was starting to grow out of my forehead. well, i developed hooves, my horn grew......and i uh.........impregnated that horse. i want to be human again!
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- 7 years ago
oh dear. this is very very bad! The plan that I will suggest is risky, and will only go right if done correctly. Go to the horse you love, ride it in a canter all the way to the nearest Willow tree. climb to the top and pick off 2 of the youngest, juiciest leaves. Ride into an op-shop and buy an old pot. Take it to Yijjiba (to get Yijjiba, say youllinga yollinga stassi greddie!) when she comes, give her the old pot with the two leaves in it (the smaller leaf has to be closer to the handle) if Yijjiba likes your gift, she will take you home. You need to sleep in her bed, and be rowdy. If she likes your style, then she will say that she wants to take you to this place, (she will make it sound awful) but you need to go there, it is actually fun there. If you find a female Unicorn- you can tell that they are female if they have green on the end of heir horn and their eyes are gold- amber. ditch Yijjiba and fall in love with the unicorn. Take her back to your home in this world, and the horse that is across the road will trade bodies with her. This will not hurt the unicorn. Go to the leprechaun and give him the horse in the unicorn body and say that he can have it if he changes your boy back- all of it. When that is over, take you Unicorn girlfriend in a horse body to the pixie that lives in the hollow that's in the willow. ask her that she will get some hot buttered toast if she makes your *horse* an extremely pretty girl. (pixies loves hot buttered toast!) not only did you get your body back, you got a hot girl, you also got rid of the horse across the road!
BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG, YOU WILL NEVER BE HUMAN AGAIN.
Source(s): My own experience - 7 years ago
You have to go under the magical placed called under your bed sheets and close your eyes. You will be immediately transported to the world of Uniland where they may heal you and turn you human if you dance and ask nicely.
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- 7 years ago
U can't... It happened to me too... Just move in with te horse next door an continue with your family.
Source(s): Lol
