To Christians or anybody who sees how we are close to the end times. What letter of *Birth Pains* do you think the world is in right now?

Dude, my friend brought one of her childhood friends. She had a bag and we sat around the kitchen table, nibbled on the baby's munchies got f***** up and talked. Well, it didn't take long to start talking about my friend's earlier years.

She had a brother that passed away so we think she's living his life and that is what makes her light a lighter and try to burn her sister's arm at the table. I have to take the lighter and her beer away from her because she's insane. Anyway she asked my friend a question about her clothes and she said, "My pants." it was like what article of clothing would you sell not sure because they talk Spanish when they start telling stories.

"What about your socks? Or your underwear?"

"You would probably find four or five joints in her underwear.", I interjected. I said that because after she rolled me a blunt I gave her the j I was going to smoke and she started to put it in her bra to hide it from her sister.

When they were bundled up and leaving the friend asked my friend if she had decided where she's going to sleep tonight and she said she was going to sleep on the coffee table. I was sitting in the recliner so when she said she was going to stay here I remembered Holloween when we stayed up all night just about watching scary movies. When we passed a joint or a bong we usually lean toward the other chair.

The other day when my friend came home from work she sat in the chair and smiled and began to tell me a story about her day. Before long she was leaning over the arm of what I call the green chair still smiling and talking.

I don't really give a you know what where she sleeps it's totally up to her.

Sheesh. People thought 2,000 years ago the end times were coming soon.

End timers aren't Christians. They're conspiracy theorists.

youre a ******* idiot