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How do I ask a girl out on a date?

I have never had much luck with dating. When I was younger, I was extremely awkward, and I got rejected a lot. I've gotten over my awkwardness for the most part, but I still don't know how to ask a girl out on a date. Today I tried with a girl I was talking and joking around with, and obviously said the wrong thing because the girl didn't say anything. Any advice?

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  • 6 years ago

    Well first off chummy, you have to approach her with a wicked bonah! Trust me, she'll go for that **** right away. Next act like the bonah isn't even there, that shows confidence. Lightly press that **** up against her thigh wicked good. Then, proceed to slowly rub it up and down, this we'll get her wet in a matter of seconds. You won't even have to say anything because at this point she'll already think you're a boss. After you do all this, you can skip the date and go right to the bedroom. Hopefully that answers your question spot on. Oh and don't forget to consult your physician before all of this.

  • 6 years ago

    think before you say go with the flow that probably does not work for everyone. not to sound like a retard put a bit of "(swag)" to it.

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