Name one thing you should never do at a cricket match?

Blow your load on the first day.

Whisper to a security guard that you have a bomb strapped to your body and another in your bag and are going to blow up a section of the crowd.

Also taking your clothes off and running across the cricket field (unless of course you want to get a large fine and possible tackled like Andrew Symonds did to one a while back).

Strip

lol ye definitely don't wanna try putting johnson off (88 with the bat then 4 second innings scalps after the sledge)

I would avoid allowing dhoni to captain

Trying to Lose

Dress like skippy and suddenly spring out from behind the sitescreen just as the bowler is about to.........

Go to watch the match with Ankles

Throw the ball to Azharuddin

Streaking and attempting to jump the stumps, one slip and you'll be no balled.

Take your mowser into the stadium or practice you wushu skills on the umpire.

take a bottle of water out of the ground and try and take it back in