Anyone ready for a Demopublican candidate? Our slogan is be Darn sure.?

The platform of this party is :

You can carry your guns but OBEY the rules.

You can have abortions BUT be damn sure your excuse doesn't begin with I didn't use protection.

You have your right to congregate and discuss your grievances but be damn sure you aren't burning and stealing anything.

You have the right to not be discriminated against because of race, ethnicity, age, or sex but be damn sure you are qualified, are not accused of any crime, and have been honest in your dealings.

You cannot be profiled by police or any other institution but be damn sure you demonstrate you followed the rules set forth by the institution.

So I am announcing my intention to run in the 2016 elections and am accepting campaign donations and supporters.

There will never be a "Demopublican" candidate.

Nice fundraiser.