Poll: what is your new years resolution?

1. Do not make any resolutions

I've never made any New Year's resolutions

Not to have a resolution ;)

Je serais probablement avoir des relations sexuelles avec vous dix fois plus.

Lose weight

dont masturbate so much and stop going to Chinese massage salons, as they only wanna jack me of for an extra 40

Start my own religious cult and become infamous by new year's eve

To become president of the unitied states and, as my first act of office, I will nuke the hell out of china.

make a lot of friends and get out of the house more often

To escape the UK and move somewhere where people speak English...