What is the best foundation and cover up for a man?

Yesterday my perfect princess (11) demanded my husband ( her father) take her to Build-A-Bear, as getting three B.A.B. for Christmas wasn't enough for her. My husband told her no, as he had a headache! As per my angels rules, we are not allowed to tell her no. My perfect princess was so angry! She stated that as his punishment, she would only let him sleep 1 1/2 hours that night. When we were getting ready for bed, my princess climbed in. All night she slapped, pinched, punched, and scratched my husbands face to keep him awake. At 5am she let him sleep till 6:30 when she slapped him across the face and told him to get the f&&k up. My poor angel was so tired! I let her stay home from school and she's sleeping right now. My husband called from work asking me to get him make up to hide the bruises. He told his coworkers that his autistic nephew was visiting and attacked him. What cover up is the best to hide his bruises. Please understand he deserved this punishment as he disobeyed our perfect princess and her rules.