Will you please insult me in the style of a Shakespearean or, Elizabethan poet?

This part of an improvisation exercise. It is not meant to offend anyone here or, to break the rules of this forum. It is meant to be a humorous satirical parody of the Shakespearean style. I am seeking information about actual quotes from plays or, just have fun with it and, create your own.

This is just an example:

Thou art a venomous hunchbacked toad. Thou miserable pusillanimous carbuncle. A braying Jackass is better company than thou. The Bard is the most cruel slap that ever welcomed a new borne babe into this cold cruel world. Shalt thou not return the favor in kind?