What will happen if a penguin falls over into a large bin full of guacamole?

As a doctor, I find a lot of my patients ask me this question, which is why I often tell them "Don't be like an ugly wombat who sits and watches you from the back corner whilst gnawing on a pickle". Sometimes, if they're lucky, I even answer their question, and when I do, I tell them "If a penguin DOES fall into a large vat of guacamole and you find it first, you're in luck, because your dinner is already prepared for you".