Dr. Patrick

I was wonderin' wha' this so called "toothpaste" be, 'n if 'tis available in wombat-flavour.

I was thrown toothpaste Now I grow up I'm afraid cheese wombat.

Bears and lizards and squids.

As a doctor, I find a lot of my patients ask me this question, which is why I often tell them "Don't be like an ugly wombat who sits and watches you from the back corner whilst gnawing on a pickle". Sometimes, if they're lucky, I even answer their question, and when I do, I tell them "If a penguin DOES fall into a large vat of guacamole and you find it first, you're in luck, because your dinner is already prepared for you".

One time I threw them out the window at a pedestrian, and I had to pay for his dry-cleaning bill, so now I'm wondering, if I throw them at the ceiling, will they bounce off and neuter my cat, or will they stick up on the ceiling and turn into very large turtles? Japavski's Orangutans sometimes eat my pickle while my penguin isn't guarding the chicken factory in Katoomba, and that makes General Grubblebump very VERY tumultuous, and quite stingy with the hummus, might I add.

Come on, people. Those penguins ain't goin' sqeeze them nipplers themselves.