Should I throw my nipples at the ceiling?

One time I threw them out the window at a pedestrian, and I had to pay for his dry-cleaning bill, so now I'm wondering, if I throw them at the ceiling, will they bounce off and neuter my cat, or will they stick up on the ceiling and turn into very large turtles? Japavski's Orangutans sometimes eat my pickle while my penguin isn't guarding the chicken factory in Katoomba, and that makes General Grubblebump very VERY tumultuous, and quite stingy with the hummus, might I add.