How do I sneak a sex toy into my house without anyone knowing?

My only suggestion is stand outside when the mail is about to be delivered.

So you don't want people to think you're weird, you just want them to think you're a normal guy who f**ks his flashlight.

Sorry, couldn't resist! Anyway...

Waiting outside is your best bet, honestly. That's going to suck, because mail is usually delivered to your house between X o'clock and XX o'clock on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. That's a lot of sitting and waiting, but if you don't want anyone to know it's basically your only option.

You could have just gone to the local sex shop and picked one up, or you could have rented a PO box for a month, and you wouldn't have this problem. Seriously, no one in a sex shop will even look sideways at you no matter what you buy. Seriously, that stuff is totaly mainstream these days. Just something to think about next time.

But, you ordered it for home delivery. That means if you don't want anyone to see it and wonder what's inside, you have to be a sneaky little bastrd about it. Dad might just wonder why you're sitting in the driveway waiting for the mail carrier every day, but maybe you can hide in the bushes or something.

Legally you are too young to be buying any so called sex toys. So you better hope your parents do not find out what you did.

Order alot of things that would come around that time, and they would think its just another clothing or something. Or you could have it delivered in a specific time or sometimes you can track your oders so you know when it's coming

Backpack? Lol

You can't hide that sort of thing. The smell that comes from your room will tell it all.