What's the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you?

I was walking down the hall and talking to a friend. We were like yelling at each as we walked about uniforms because he thinks that unicorns are born with three horns and then two fall off because he read it in a book. I was saying how the book should be burned when I fell into a trash can...not even sure how thus happened but it was sitting outside the bathrooms because I guess the janitor was cleaning and my stomach hit it, causing me to fall forward into the trash can.

One time I was wearing a cute maxi skirt and it got stuck in an escalator. A guy who worked at the store quickly jumped in and pulled it out. Imagine I had to walk around with a ripped skirt. And I'm a guy. But I dress like a girl 50% of the time and I pass well.

I was leaning on a short pole in my boxers. Then out of nowhere an earthquake happened. Let's just say that made the pole slide on through an emergency exit....

I threw up in the White House when I was in sixth grade...sooo embarrassing at the time.

one night me my lil sis and my oldest nephew went bowling and we were on lane 8. i went 1st to bowl and i accidentally threw the bowling ball into lane 7. and tht same night it was my turn to bowl again and the ball was slippery and my hand accidentally let go of the ball and it slipped out of my hand. and today my family and i went to my other lil nephews concert at school and i had to move my car my nephews teacher had said out loud on microphone tht someones car was in the way of someones driveway for everyone in the room where the concert was at (no one knew tht it was my car though). i walked out with my oldest sis to move my car and the guy was outside near his truck waiting and he seemed rude.

sharting in public and not getting a chance to change until 2+ hours later.

I wore same model shoes but different color. Dark blue on the right and black on the left.

thankfully none coz i would die if some embarrassing thing ever happen to me

I do not remember much