Is this what your Jesus looked like? http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608024415886706939&w=68&h=105&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&pid=3.1&rm=2?

nope

He is not my Jesus. I am a (loosely defined) Christian. But Jesus does not belong to me. He belongs to history. To the world's Christians and the people of the Islamic faith, Jesus is the son of God and among the greatest of all Prophets, respectively. Jesus was a Semite, ethnically...And a man who spoke Aramaic. Why SHOULD NOT Jesus have looked this way? I read a couple of years ago that the latest findings suggest that JC was a bit shorter than previously thought, and a little stockier with a fatter face. Who am I to dispute this? The personal magnetism and attraction of Jesus for those who actually knew him or encountered him in "real life" may have had nothing to do with his physical appearance. Martin Luther King was only 5"7'....3 inches shorter than average in that era. So what? His charisma came from the core of his soul and the way he expressed what was in his heart. No doubt the same was true of Jesus.

You probably would fuuuuck him because he's black. I bet you're fat.