If Jesus wants a personal relationship with me, why doesn't He friend me on Facebook?

Because Facebook friendship is not the kind of relationship he's looking for. Facebook friends may not even be your "friends" but rather just mere acquaintances. Jesus wants a real, personal, vibrant relationship with you.

He is not into social networking...

Sorry, I could not help myself.

But on a serious note. He himself said in John 18:36 "...my kingdom is no part of this world. If my kingdom were part of this world, my attendants would have fough. that I should not be delivered up to the Jews. But, as it is, my kingdom is not from this source.”

Like that there are many other scriptures. But one interesting one does tell us what to do instead to have a good relationship with both Jesus and his father Jehova God. We find it at John 17:3 where it says: "This means everlasting life. their taking in knowledgeg of you, the only true God. and of the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ."

So too have a Good relationship with them, se hace to red the bible and grey to know them.

Hope that helps.

one never knows! but if one really desires to be a freind of Jesus and have jesus be a freind in return. one needs to go to the temples he has had built because in the old testament of the bible, the temples were the place that God said he would walk among his own people. he has come like a thief in the night, and he comes where people are faithful, promising that he would manifest himself to those that keep his commandments and Love him.

His Facebook is the Book of the Lamb, and if your name is in it, then you'll have eternal life.

Jesus actually converted to islam

1 Corinthians 11:25 Matthew 26:28 John 6:56

Baptism removes original sin (Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit) and other sins.

Confession and drinking blood of Jesus remove sins.

Barcode is ancient Druid black magic curse.

Barcode = mark of the beast = scratches left by the nails of the antichrist.

666 is not forgivable; it's leads to permanent hell.

orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/guidech3.pdf

666 is given with World Passport with no name on it (grey plastic card).

Also, Police 666 people on highways.

Food stores 666 people who steal.

Prisoners (released by homosexual flying big-nailed gloved pale-faced red-eyed satan-possessed antichrist)

also 666 people. Antichrist will rule over the whole world except Orthodox Russia.

There will be a Tsar in Russia to not allow this antichrist to rule in Russia.

So, go hide with Orthodox Christians in Russia before it's too late.

pravoslavie.ru/english/55141.htm

Birds die because time is about to run out on us.

People don't respect nature.

Modern technology kills birds.

Scientists don't see the dinosaurs because of radiation.

Vyatcheslav Krasheninnikov said that first dinosaur will come out of Volga River.

Birds participate in time creation.

It's a sin to kill birds.

Dinosaurs live under our level.

They will get out through sinkholes and lakes.

To kill them, go for their nerves.

So, save the birds, but kill the dinosaurs.

Feed the pigeons.

Forgive me.

fatheralexander.org

Stay away 500 km from Moscow and no further than Ural mountains

because Chinese will take over Siberia. Stay away from big cities.

orthodoxprayer.org/Jesus Prayer.html

Antichrist's next target is the Statue of Liberty.

One big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse.

You use your spirit to talk to God.

Demons attack soul and body.

youtube.com/watch?v=94rcOVJBMYQ

Demons live inside clones. Jesus died for all sins committed by all.

Jesus said that you have to drink His blood.

All people have soul, body, and spirit.

In animals, blood substitutes soul.

That's why you're forbidden to drink animal blood.

Animals don't have spirit.

youtube.com/watch?v=8dub8PF2d8E

You're forbidden to drink human blood (like during blood transfusion) because sins transfer.

You're told to drink blood of Jesus (because He's sinless) so that your sins are forgiven.

Dogs are not allowed in your home and your church because the Holy Spirit will leave.

One can receive mark of the beast because of cats; so, stay away from cats.

Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from hell. Forgive me.

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