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I've been kidnapped by myself?
okay, heres what happened, I was walking down the street at night, when I suddenly put myself in a choke hold, zip tied myself, and threw myself into my trunk, then I drove my car to a house in the woods, and I pulled myself out of the trunk, and locked myself in the bathroom.
please help, my family cant pay the 5 million dollar ransom I put on myself, and I dont want to kill myself, please help.
4 Answers
- SnezzyLv 76 years ago
I have no idea why you allowed this question to get into the "horses" section, but that doesn't matter. Read "Ransom of Red Chief" by O. Henry. You will immediately learn how to be such a pain in your own nethers that you will not only let yourself go, but pay for the privilege.
You owe Snezzy 20% of whatever money you think about.
- David AdrianLv 56 years ago
Go to my website, click the bestseller in a weekend button, and ask Alicia if she can help you.
