does the world screw everyone over?

No, Kim Jong Il lived a long and prosperous life. And Paris Hilton certainly wasn't screwed over. So obviously not. And no, you didn't piss the universe off. The universe isn't a conscious entity. Maybe you're hanging around the wrong people or you're not as good a person as you think you are. In fact, that's usually the case. Maybe you're just not all that awesome. Really think about it.

Same thing here. I have the worst luck. I'm the poster boy for Murphy's Law

why not screw the world over instead...well certain people that have deliberately chosen to give you a mind fvck just for the hell of it...

no it sends the screws red rover red rover send the screws over

Politically, yes!

you didn't miss anyone off, its just the way of life . we all have things we want and they are often the same things others want. so we end up competing and fighting over it.

The universe pisses me off a lot.

You need a really big bladder to piss all the universe.

the universe is the sum total of all our BS. it doesn't have a mind of its own.