chemistry problem??? break-down and explanation included please!?

Find percent oxygen in butane. Eat a popsicle. Go outside. It's very hot out, you need another popsicle. But you've a strong spirit, and avoid the temptation. You walk down the street and find a dog. It looks dehydrated. You would give it some water from the bottle you are carrying, but you are selfish and this dog smells bad. You drink all of the water in the bottle right in front of the dog to be mean. Angered, the dog uses the last reserve of it's energy to tackle you and bite your head. You are in pain, but you're a fighter. You throw the dog off of you and pull out your military grade assault rifle, and proceed to shower the dog with lead bullets, actually, the bullets are wooden, but the police don't care. They send the swat team after you. You try to hide in a nearby trash can, but it's too late. They've found you. You're in jail now. Your cellmate is a large redneck named Bubba. You greet him with a smile and a hello. He greets you with a shank to the eye. You are dead now. Bubba hides your body by flushing it down the toilet. Will justice be served? Yes, because the prison catches on fire, and everyone but Bubba makes it out alive. He burned in the prison, and now he burns in hell. As for you, I'm not sure where you wounded up.