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caca asked in PetsFish · 6 years ago

whats happening to my fish O:?

okay so i have a lot of fish and i have four cats anyway i have a bout 50 fish anyways so usually my fat cat stares at my fish i dont know why does she have ocd, so anyway one time i was in the living room watching tv and i wen to the bathroom then i checked my fish and there was only like 20 then i was confused to what happened to my fish then i turned around and saw my fat cat staring at me scary like then i realized she was a little fatter then she was before so i checked her weight she used to be 100 pounds and now shes 400 i was confused because i give her diet food anyway the next day all the fish were gone i was so confused what is happening i need to know how come my fish is disappearing and how come my fat cat is gaining and enormous amount of weight HELP PLEASE

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  • 6 years ago

    Is it a lion? Is it a tiger?

    Full grown ocelots are maybe 25lb. So your cat must be lion sized!

    To gain 300lb on 30 fish? Those are some big fish!

    10 lb carp are a decent size.

    How long were you in the toilet? Days, weeks?

    Your tank must be a swimming pool? If not, the cat did you a favour!

    (A little fatter is not 300% increase in body weight)

    Come back with something sensible.

    Your cat ate upwards of 300lb in fish in a few days, most in mere minutes.

    Ridiculous.

  • 6 years ago

    Umm obviously your cat ate most of them.Try and keep your cat away from the tank.An if you have a hood on it well cats are very sneaky and can get into almost anything, so it would not of mattered if the hood was on or not.

  • 6 years ago

    How in the world is your cat 400 lbs? And I'm guessing your cat ate them

  • Ocimom
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Nice troll story ;)

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  • 6 years ago

    "Do not feed the troll" Is the answer to your question, I believe.

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