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okay so i am going to a wedding and i am wearing a dress that is a little tight on me and at my breast part we are leaving now at 11 in the morning and staying until 8 or so and its really tight at my breasts and my mom wont let me change HELP D:

okay so this really happened to me recently one time i was taking a shower when i was done i opened my door for the shower and i saw my fat cat looking at me she didn't want water because she didn't follow me for anything because when i passed her she didn't follow me she still stared at the shower and like two days ago i was getting ready for school and dressed up then i looked at my door and saw her looking at me then when i was finished i closed my door and passed her she didn't follow me or meow she was just staring at my room door because i closed it then when my mom went near my fat cat she started following my mom for food this is true and why is this happening D:

okay so i have a lot of fish and i have four cats anyway i have a bout 50 fish anyways so usually my fat cat stares at my fish i dont know why does she have ocd, so anyway one time i was in the living room watching tv and i wen to the bathroom then i checked my fish and there was only like 20 then i was confused to what happened to my fish then i turned around and saw my fat cat staring at me scary like then i realized she was a little fatter then she was before so i checked her weight she used to be 100 pounds and now shes 400 i was confused because i give her diet food anyway the next day all the fish were gone i was so confused what is happening i need to know how come my fish is disappearing and how come my fat cat is gaining and enormous amount of weight HELP PLEASE

okay so what is happening right know my fat cat is eating everything shes eating the furniture like a big gulp like a vacuum or something anyway shes eating the house in a big gulp help shes eating the neighborhood i live in japan and shes eating japan PLEASE HELP HER NUTRITION IS CONCERNING ME THIS HAS GONE TO FAR WITH HER NUTRITION HELP!!!!!! D:

okay so one time i opened a bag of chips then i heard heavy breathing at the back of me i cryed because if you know me my fat cat is crazy and scary anyways then she put her paw on my shoulder aggressively then she said in a deep voice you know whats gonna happen than she tells me in a deep voice to feed her the chips on my feet then she eats it i cry but then what happened recently at night one time i was trying to sleep and then my fat cat opened a bag of chips right on my face and ate it on my face she told me to sit silently and to not panic while threatening me with a gun her health is concerning me help

okay so i was sleeping my cat accidentily fell on me she scratched my forehead and its pretty long but will it be a scar please tell me what to do

okay so when i go to a question answer on yahoo is said may be under review please tell me thank you

so when i take a shower at night i usually leave my door opend so i take my nice hot shower and then my fat cats comes and stares at me when i get out i have the towel wrapped around me but then she pulls the towel down with her claws i am completely exposed to her and then she puts her claw on my mouth and says something like shuuuu to this day i cry everyday when i take a shower and btw she can open doors HELP D:

okay so every time i have to put food out for my cats, like when i open the box of food for cats, and btw my fat cat is usually outside and when i do open the box of food my fat cat just breaks the window and pushes my other cats out of the way i have four cats and two of them are my fat cats children and she just pushes them out of her way she runs on hind legs and eats the cat food and when her children come to eat she just growls at them and pushes them out the way HER CHILDREN!!! anyways and when my family has family dinner my fat cats stands on her hind legs takes out a buzzoka points it at us and tells us in a deep voice to to give the food to her and we cry and we give her the food then she forces us to watch her eat it we starve because of her she even eats our furniture and she can open doors you dont know what shes capable of doing and how come when she does go outside shes still fat HELP PLEASE!!!!! i dont know who else to ask D: PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND AND HELP!!!!!!

okay so my mom gave me a rabbit to play with so i did the rabbit is about 5 weeks not so sure then i put the rabbit in a basket then i heard cries i knew it was my rabbit then i saw blood my rabbit looks fine but then i calmed it down gave it some food to prevent it from having a heart attack then i put it outside with its mom is the rabbit gonna be okay please help and btw i cant put the rabbit to the vet please help i feel so bad

okay so my mom gave me a rabbit to play with so i did the rabbit is about 2 months then i put my rabbit in a basket then i heard cries it was my rabbit then i saw blood my rabbit looks fine but then i calmed it down gave it some food to prevent it from getting a heart attack then i put it outside with its mom ( sorry iam saying it as the rabbit idk the gender) anyway will it be fine and i cant give it to the vet please help i am desprete D:

okay so like my mom gave me a baby rabbit to play with so i did the rabbit is like 2 months i am not really sure okay so anyway i left the rabbit in a basket for a min and then i hear cries i see blood i knew it was the rabbit anyway i took the rabbit and it was bleeding i just calmed it down to try to pervent it from getting a heart attack i feel so bad the rabbit looks fine but i dont know if she will be fin i put her with her mom outside will she be okay D:

okay so every time i have to put food out for my cats, like when i open the box of food for cats, and btw my fat cat is usually outside and when i do open the box of food my fat cat just breaks the window and pushes my other cats out of the way i have four cats and two of them are my fat cats children and she just pushes them out of her way she runs on hind legs and eats the cat food and when her children come to eat she just growls at them and pushes them out the way HER CHILDREN!!! anyways and when my family has family dinner and my fat cat stands on hind legs takes out a buzzooka points it at us and tells us in a deep voice to give the food to her and we cry and we give her the food then she forces us to watch her eat it we starve because of her she even eats our furniture and she can open doors you dont know what shes capable of doing and how come when she does go outside shes still fat HELP PLEASE!!!!! i dont know who else to ask D: PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND AND HELP!!!!!!

okay so i was wondering what my cats do when i am gone so one time i put cameras around the house i left from my house then it all started my cats stood up on hind legs and took cigars under the couch they took a lighter to and smoked cigars then they took my cell phone and called other cats and two of the cats where strippers they installed poles and then the other cats came they striped and had a nice time can i party like them and if i can how O::: they seem to more fun then me

okay so my dad was fixing our gates to be straight and i had to sit on a wood to straighten it the the piece of the wood i was sitting on fell and i fell to where rocks where and now my but bones hurt bad will i be okay ):

okay so every time my sister holds my fat cat or tries to make my fat cat comfortable my fat cat scratches her face like crazy and meowls my sister is completely passed out no one else is in the house i try to take my phone a nd call help but then she takes my phone throws it on the ground and puts her paw on my mouth and says shhhhhhhhhhhh i have a tear in my eye then she takes my tear and bathes herself with it then goes on my lap takes my hand with her fat paw puts my hand on her head and than she tells me in a deep voice to stroke her fur to this day i cry my self to sleep D:

so i was eating a little midnight snack fluff came up and said hello baby i was crying and fluff put her paw on my mouth say shhhhhh this will be over soon she takes my food and poops on while farting i cry while she does business she says in a deep voice its okay i love you and seduces me while i try to sleep

Okay so i have been getting alot of acid reflex it burns like crazy any ideas to help meh D:

okay so when i am on my laptop or something my cat fluff pops up with her pupils huge i look at her she looks at me i have one tear in my eye knowing whats going to happen she takes away what i am doing puts her paw on my mouth saying shhhhhhhh and farts on my face and walks away fabulously why cant i be like her D: anyways and when i eat she takes my food and farts on it to this day i cry when she touches me

So when i open a bag of chips like hot fries doritos etc my cat jumps right on me and especially when its doritos she just pees on me it looks like mushed marshmellows she puts her paw on my mouth and says shhhhhhhhhhhhh very quietly to this day i cry every night and day when i eat something cheesy or spicy