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D'Glester Hardunkichud
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D'Glester Hardunkichud asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 6 years ago

How has the Lord helped you?

For me, His Noodly Appendage gives me hope for an afterlife of strippers and beer and parties on pirate ships. How about you guys?

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    the lord has promised I'll be reincarnated as Scarlett Johansson's thong

    praise Xenu!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Ah, I see you've signed up for the Premium Package.

    Good choice.

  • Leudoe
    6 years ago

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster has always helped me and he is always there when I need him.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Yes, and millions of others. Without his tasty pasta and sauce millions would be dying of starvation every day.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    To enjoy many guilt free drinks.

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Still waiting for Him to eliminate lousy humor, as you can see.

  • Joseph the Second
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    -By keeping Me "Thankful"- that He's always been THERE- for Me. :)

  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    Mysteriously... :)

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