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Black asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 6 years ago

Off to christian camp in a couple of hours?

I'm off to Christian Camp. I was forced to join this 2 week activity because if i didn't i am going to risk being disowned. Now, i was wondering, since this is my first time. Do they go through your stuff? Because i brought 4 condoms with me. I put it deep inside my backpack. I also have a lot of porn on my phone and i'm afraid they might find it if ever they tell us to surrender our phones.

Should i transfer all my porn on my laptop just to be safe? Or will they not dare to look through people's private stuff?

I know i know, i'm a terrible christian. Yada yada! I'm seeking the guidance of fellow atheists.

Update:

Please don't think i'm a troll. I am dead serious. I don't wanna get embarrassed by superstitious pastors.

Update 2:

They're making us bring bibles! I'm guessing they're going to let us sing jesus songs and all that Hallelujah bs. That's why i need the porn. Just to pass the boredom and all the superstitious bs.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    I'm a Christian, but let's be practical here. Your goal, I assume, is to get through this as quickly and painlessly as possible, yes? If we assume that then the best course of action is to be cautious. I would move the porn to your computer where it can be retrieved later. Better safe than sorry. As for the condoms, I would hold on to them in case you get a chance to score with any hot chicks. You should never leave home without a condom, that's just common sense. What are they going to do to you for having condoms anyways? Beat you? I don't think so. Just hide them well and you'll be fine, but I would assume you'll be searched especially if this is one of those "troubled kid" camps. Good luck, fly under the radar and you'll be out of there in no time.

  • Doubting Like Thomas
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    As a writer of fiction, you're not bad.

    If you're NOT just making this up, tell them that the condoms are to inflate, as flotation devices, in the event of a problem while swimming.

  • Michael
    6 years ago

    Thats very unfortunate, indoctrination camps are terrifying and retarded. All I can tell you is stay away from the front of the room during service. You will see why soon

    Source(s): I sat in front
  • TheGuyFromWalmart
    6 years ago

    I'm a Christian and this is stupid. Why would your parents force you to do this? If they tell you to give them your phone just keep is.

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  • The God Helmet
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    if you're under age I would suggest exposing yourself to a hot female counselor and get kicked out.....or possibly some puthy.....

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