What's your first world problem today?

My work computer has been really laggy today. Youtube videos have to buffer for nearly several seconds before they play. Also, it's warm outside here but it's a little TOO cold inside work with the air conditioning on.

My roommate took off with my keys AFTER i asked if he had them then i almost tore up my room looking for them. But I texted him and he is going to bring them back. I bet a lot of people woul love to have a place to fight about their keys and im sitting back with a 3 and half day weekend getting paid from both jobs. With a 70 inch tv and cable and a 27 inch Imac complaining. 1st world problems

I only have one charger that's still working so I can no longer charge my phone and iPad at the same time :,( it's tragic

My enormous steak lunch was complimentary and the manager didn't offer me a choice of meal - shocking!

Excessive gassyness

the lack of coffee at my house. had to drink tea all day yesterday i don't care for tea. we do have coffee mixes like instant cocoa but it tastes like bitter chocolate so fking bitter that you wonder why your even drinking it.

I am debating on whether i should either self-harm, or run away, or suicide. You pick.

Put the ipad in the microwave