Atheists, if you were a potato and yoi were underground, and no one could hear see smell tast or feel you....?

Wow what a scenerio, does it even matter, I am worthless underground, I couldn't help anyone if I was an underground potato anyway so it wouldn't matter, even as a human, that is underground, I would be dead i imagine therefore worthless too. I am not sure what you are trying to get at here, so I will continue as an Atheist okay?

R there any priestly potatoes around who could hear see smell tast or feel me.... who need to be reported to Chris Potatoe Hansen and Datepotatoeline NBC To catch a potatoe molester?

No, because as a potato, if people know I exist, there's a good chance I'm going to end up as part of a McDonald's meal. It's best to remain hidden

Home-schooled?

If I were a potato I doubt I would care if people believed I existed.

Potatoes have no brain and no thoughts.... therefore a potato doesn't care.

You have no idea how Potatos grow, do you?

I would demand, do to my fantastic potatoiness ability to hide in the dirt, that they worship me as the supreme being of the universe.

LOL....sorry. I don't think pototoes have the ability to want.

you mistakenly compare your fairy tale fantasy god, to real things....