will 1 beer bottle of stella artois get me drunk? i have never been drunk before?

Well you said beer. But it all depends how much you consume & how much % alcohol is it. I'm not too much of a smartist when it comes to alchol but I'll tell you what I know. If your going to be drinking like a 32 O.Z. or even a 40, then you'll get what they call "tipsy" which is not drunk or not sober, its when the beer kicks in & you can feel it but your still able to function pretty well. If your drinking those traditional beer bottles that you'd see anyone drinking then noooooo, you'd probably feel like 15% of alcohol kicking in your body. A 32/40 OZ can kick in like 40%. But again, it all depends on the alcohol percentage, I think most traditional beers are like around 7-8% alchol, 32-40's can usually be around 8%-13%. Just don't make the mistake of getting drunk drunk by drinking a LOT! You will throw up next morning & wish you listened to me... That is called a hang over, it really sucks... Thats why I stick to my weed, it's safer & you sleep & wake up feeling great.

The first time i was drunk i only had to drink 1-2 beers, but it depends on your weight and gender :) girls usually get drunk faster.. But you wont get really drunk, maybe a little tipsy :)

It won't get you drunk, you may feel slightly tipsy (but good) . It depends on your age and size.

If you have never taken alcohol before, you will probably feel a bit 'woozy'/dizzy and uncontrolled.

One is medicinal, two are recreational and after that you are on your own. BTW, I do like Stella.

I guess it would depend on how big the bottle is.