The upside if Trump becomes President?

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Part of me wants him to become president just so I can watch the comedic reality tv show that politics will become if Trump becomes president.

"Angela Merkel won't go to war with us against Russia. She must be going through Menopause. Ya fired."

"Congress won't pass my bill that says all Mexicans need to be deported to the other side of the Great Wall of America (Trademarked and funded by Trump enterprises: ruling America with a firm hand). They must be communists."

"The supreme Court keeps telling me that my bill to censor the media from talking about how I raped my wife is unconstitutional. Here are their private phone numbers. Give em a call."

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* Hot looking new "First or Whatever Lady" every few months

* The Miss America Pageant will finally be televised from the White House and it will be hosted by his third First or Whatever Lady Megyn Kelly.

* EPA = Environmental Prevention Agency harasses environmentalist standing in the way of progress.

* IRS = Internal Revenue Stream responsible for insuring the worker bees that can't afford a good CPA to hide their assets pay their fair share back into the system.

* FBI =  Federal Bald Investigators By day they fight crime by night they try to find a cure for The Donald's hair issue.

* CIA = C*NT Investigating Agency = Keeps an eye on Rosie O'Donnell

* Department of Da Fence = The people in charge of making Mexico pay for the fence to keep them out

* The government will invest heavily in The Trump Organization so next time the government goes belly up everyone will understand why .

*The White House will finally start turning a profit instead of costing us a fortune "loosest slots in town! Stay in our Lincoln room two nights and get access to our VIP room". (Valet Helicopter parking)

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You are right about the level of discourse that would occur in a Trump presidency.  But, this is hardly an upside.

Valleycat1 · Answer

Politics at the national level should not be an amusing side show.  This is serious business that affects the well being of our nation, including each person in it, which means you and me, as well as world wide policies.  If you want funny, then watch comedy shows on tv.  Things are bad enough in Washington with supposedly dedicated politicians in office.  The country is going to start falling apart, in some ways literally, like the aging infrastructure, if we cannot get a functioning Federal government in place.

jimmy · Answer

The ONLY upside to that would be the Pyrrhic victory of denying the Presidency to Democrats!

Summertime · Answer

Yes. They need Trump to show them just how bad they've become. That's why Fox begged him to come back.

Charlie Hebdo · Answer

UPSIDE: He's different.

Marduk · Answer

If the country is going to go out, might as well do it with a flourish.

Anonymous · Answer

WWIII and the end to all this Earth BS.

gcg2366 · Answer

The upside is Obama will be gone. VOTE REPUBLICAN!

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Only if you hate women and minorities.

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The upside if Trump becomes President?

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