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? asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 6 years ago

I need help with this insulting poem?

Make your own poem starting with "his name is_____" in the format of this:

His name is Brandon

He drives a Chevy

He lifts those weights

But they re too heavy.

2nd and 4th line must rhyme but don t necessarily have to be related.

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  • 6 years ago
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    His name is Matt

    His dog is Perry

    He has an ugly face

    A who.re wouldn't marry

  • 6 years ago

    His name is Sellner, he thinks he's fine. He says he's a ten, but really he's a NEIN. German teacher.

  • 6 years ago

    his name was stuntman mike

    he drove his bike

    full throttle into the

    concrete flood wall

    you can still see a perfect outline

    triumph

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