Why am I the only person who get´s completely undressed every time I take a dump?

Reasons for taking t-shirt off:If you have Diarrhoea, the explosive force with which it is sometimes released can cause some of it to end up on your lower Back.

2. sometimes there is a splash; toilet water can reach your t-shirt.

3. If your t-shirt is long enough, you might actually **** on it.

4. having to roll up your t-shirt and hold it there whilst taking a dump is very uncomfortable

5. when wiping your butt, your t-shirt will always get in the way.

Reasons for taking pants and underwear off:

How is it possible that you freaks can take a dump with your legs closed?

I MUST be seated with my feet 50 cm apart, knees pointing outwards. For which I have to take my pants and underwear off.

I have to take my shoes off in order to be able to take my pants and underwear off.

And, finally, I usually, albeit not always take my socks off so that I can have a good grip on the sometimes tiled floor.

So, tell me .. Why are you all so weird ?