Poll: What's the most awful thing you have heard your parents say either to you or about someone else?

I was a kid sitting quietly in the kitchen behind my great grandma who was washing the dishes. My great grandpa called out from his permanent place on the living room couch, "Lina, get me my socks," when I heard my great grandma not quietly enough murmur back, "Eat my pussy, Wilson."

The grossest thing my parents ever said to me came from my dad. He had had a few when he told me once that my mom was "the horniest woman alive." I nearly crawled out of my skin. My mom, on the other hand, is a walking saint. I can't even think of a single thing she's ever said that gave me the hebejebes in the slightest, nothing spectacularly awful enough to stick out in my mind.

My Mom used to watch National Geographic documentaries about Africa, point at the natives, and exclaim;

"" NOW YOU TELL ME THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT JUST SWUNG DOWN OUT OF A TREE !!! """

My dear Sainted Mother wasn't the most politically correct person I've ever been acquainted with.

That I was almost named Lisa. Would've been a total nightmare!!!

My father speaking about people of other races in a negitive way.

that they regretted giving birth to me. it was actually part of an apology.

that i'm very lazy :-)

that their life would be easier if i killed myself