Most embarrassing bathroom incident?

I was really sick the day of my cousins wedding. Had no choice but to go puke in the church bathroom right before the ceremony started. The door didn't lock and I got walked in on by 3 bridesmaids who were trying to do a final hair check. Sorry ladies

I was in Wal-Mart one day in the stall, and I had some brownies in my pocket that were dinner leftovers from the night before. There was a guy in the next stall over and I extended the brownie under the stall wall to him and asked him if he wanted one. He didn't take it but I ate one of them.

Went to a store to use the bathroom and couldn't flush the toilet, i thought it was automatic flush.

Today while taking a s**t, I managed to let a few farts. I tried to hide them with the air dryers, but they came out when the air dryers stopped...

My girlfriend had to pee and the girls room was full so she came into the mes room and i locked it from inside and she peed in a urinal. And she peed all over herself, there was piss everywhere. It was hilarious...

One time I had a killer B(o)ner that wouldn't go away, so I ran at the wall. It hurt like hell!

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