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Oswin asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 5 years ago

Tell me a joke , something which would make me laugh !?

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago
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    Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

    Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.

    Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

    Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said "Parking Fine."

    That was nice!

  • Ms Lety
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    What do you call four matadors in sinking quicksand?

    Cuatro sinko.

  • Joe
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    You've been a great friend; you deserve this laughter.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Despite what people say, you can blow into an elephant's a**.

  • emily
    5 years ago

    Where did little Timmy go after the explosion?

    everywhere.

  • succor
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    What do you call a stupid gay guy?

    An ignore anus.

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