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R&S: A Philosophy Question for you?
I've heard about the story of this ancient king, he lived a long time ago in very barbarous times.
He actually came from humble roots, being a slave at one point in his life after being kidnapped from his rustic tribal setting. He worked hard to better himself and eventually gained himself a kingdom by his might and hard work.
He stated that the best thing in life is to: "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
Are you familiar with this story, and what do you think of his statement?
5 Answers
- The Goat NoseLv 76 years ago
That's not a philosophic question. I thought you were going to ask us to defend the Ontological argument.
Lots of kings in the ancient world with humble beginnings and slaves.
The line comes from a stupid movie called Conan the Barbarian. The writer paraphrased a quote attributed to Genghis Khan.
My cultural references and philosophy does not come Conan and Genghis. Who cares what they said unless one is film buff or majors in history.
- ?Lv 76 years ago
There are many versions of that debate. I prefer this one:
The barbarian chieftain said: ‘What then are the greatest things that a man may find in life?’ This is the sort of thing you’re supposed to say to maintain steppecred in barbarian circles.
The man on his right thoughtfully drank his cocktail of mare’s milk and snowcat blood, and spoke thus: ‘The crisp horizon of the steppe, the wind in your hair, a fresh horse under you.’
The man on his left said: ‘The cry of the white eagle in the heights, the fall of snow in the forest, a true arrow in your bow.’
The chieftain nodded, and said: ‘Surely it is the sight of your enemy slain, the humiliation of his tribe and the lamentation of his women.’
There was a general murmur of whiskery approval at this outrageous display.
Then the chieftain turned respectfully to his guest, a small figure carefully warming his chilblains by the fire, and said: ‘But our guest, whose name is legend, must tell us truly: what is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?’
[...]
The guest thought long and hard and then said, with deliberation: ‘Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.’
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
- DougLv 66 years ago
I think the ancient king needed to turn down his testosterone, just a few notches.
It was probably a good philosophy, for 2,000 years ago.
- Huh?Lv 76 years ago
It's the plot of the movie, "Conan the barbarian." A crappy Arnold movie from the 80's.
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- 6 years ago
His statement is a hateful lie that will destroy him right along with those whom he has murdered.