Best way to FRY a turkey?

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Okay so I have this huge pot full of peanut oil on a propane burner in my den its so hot the smoke is billowing out of every window - the turkey is frozen solid as a mammoth from the arctic tundra it looks beautiful, we have at least fifteen layers of newspaper bunched up around it so the oil won't get on the carpet and the kids are gathered around they're about to throw this sucker in the oil is there anything I'm forgetting?

? · Accepted Answer

STOP, DANGEROUS, STOP!

1) NEVER COOK UNPRECOOKED POULTY FROM FROZEN

2) NEVER PUT A LOAD OF FROZEN WATER INTO HOT OIL

Turn burner off, thaw poultry, go and boil some long grain white rice and drain it once fluffy and soft in the middle.

? · Answer

Yes never,never never never never throw a frozen turkey in oil. It will explode. And with all the newspapers you will all die in a horrible fire. You need to take this out side Never never light a propane burner inside you will die from carbon monoxide possioning. I,m hopping your pulling every ones chain on this post ..If not. GOOD bye hope you had a nice full life ,I feel for the kids though.If you actualy did this you are Now a statistic. And will be forever talked about as a complete and Utter idiot.

Jeffrey · Answer

Be sure to take off all of your clothes before you drop the turkey in the oil.

Guru Hank · Answer

In your den... no.

Try 'outside a hundred yards from the nearest house' or someplace similar.

PoohBearPenguin · Answer

Stupid troll is stupid.

Or if not stupid troll, then let him proceed.  The gene pool will benefit.

Anonymous · Answer

DEFROST THAT FRIGGING BIRD FIRST !

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