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My girl swears it will but I freaking hate pineappple either way ONE of us is going to be gagging a little.

72 Years Young. Virile yet Virulent. Shy but Sprye. Male. Loves Woodworking and Lawnmower Racing. Eccentric and Sassy. Corpulent but Jolly. Whimsical and Frumpy. Western Motif in Guest Bathroom. Hates Cats. Masculine but Spicy. Can eat 32 hot dogs in 9 minutes.

I'm just trying to figure out why she is all over the shitbox 24/7 and I can't seem to identify what she actually does.

Okay so we have all heard the stories of frail women lifting trucks off a child who was pinned underneath, so on. What I'm wondering is - how many of us actually think we could do it? Assuming you would get the full adreneline rush and panic and all that and it was YOUR child? Do you think you could do it?

So I just watched the new teaser on Youtube that aired after 'Gotham' last night, and watched a few reactions. Looks like this is the most polarizing movie in a while. People seem to either love or hate what they've seen so far. Me personally, even if it sucks I will probably watch it twice just because its Batman and Superman but what do you think?

From what I understand, child molesters don't do well in prison. Do you think somebody is going to shiv him just for the fame of it?

My sister says hot dogs have all sorts of intestinal meat and hooves and tooth pulp, bone marrow, dna, earwax, and yuck stuff is that TRUE!?!?

So there's a park in Cali where many people have been attacked - and some even killed - by mountain lions. It got me wondering, are people that fragile against large cats or are they being caught offguard is that how they go down so easy? Not that I'm Hercules, but if a Mountain Lion wants a chunk of me he's going to have to put in a full day's work is all I'm saying. So could YOU kill a mountain lion, or at least defend against one?

I noticed at halloween they had lots of evil baby displays in the halloween store. I personally don't get it. It's not like a baby can kill a grown man I don't give a damn how evil it is. And Chucky? Chucky? Once you booted his ginger *** across the room a few dozen times I'm betting he would drop the attitude. He has a knife? I have a boot. He's crazy? I'm crazy. He's possessed? I possess - a 12-guage mossberg.

My cousin was sick at Thanksgiving and she looked like death and she said it was Sinuses. How do I keep from getting sinuses and am I at risk of getting sinuses I'm 24 and I've never had sinuses.

Do they tip forward with their tophats like like guys did back in ye olden times of yore as if to say "that's a fine how do you do" or do they rotate backwards which makes no sense. My gnadson son they rotate backwards but that don't seem antural and I say he's just dead wrong.

If looking from below?

My son asked me and i was on the fence I mean obviously I would love to have a cuddly creature like a spider in our abode but at the same time I would hate to think I had brought a trained assassin into our abode are they okay as pets?

Back in the day you could boogy to Kwame or Run DMC and not have gay thoughts but nowadays it all ssems iffy.

I just started playing them again and I've always wondered what their intentions were because parts do make you jump but the things the splicers say are so funny I CAN'T be scared. You ever just hide and listen to them? I will sit there with Scout on and just listen to theor whole speech maybe I'm weird but I literally laugh out loud. Is it just me?

My wife nags and nags and nags and I say "You sound like a broken record player" and she says "You can FIX a broken record player." So I say "I'll fix YOU woman - just you wait." and she said "I'd like to see that" so I said "Keep it up lippy Libby I'm going to get the answers I need right now." and she said "Where from the people in your computer?" and I said "Your'e GotDam RIGHT from the people in my computer!!" So what should I say next?

My neighbor says armadillos have razor sharp talons like the pteradactyls of mythology and not to mess with them but as a kid we grabbed their tales all the time was that dangerous looking back?

I haven't used one in a number of years and my wife is chomping at the bit to watch Knight Rider it has three wires with one white, yeelow, and one that looks grey and my tv only has the one inlet the one for cable should I cut these and combine them or maybe try tehm one at a time?

Okay so I have this huge pot full of peanut oil on a propane burner in my den its so hot the smoke is billowing out of every window - the turkey is frozen solid as a mammoth from the arctic tundra it looks beautiful, we have at least fifteen layers of newspaper bunched up around it so the oil won't get on the carpet and the kids are gathered around they're about to throw this sucker in the oil is there anything I'm forgetting?

Well Hiya, Toots!

You're all aces.This guy Trump loves to bump his gums huh? He must think he's the elephant's eyebrows, but he's all wet. But hey sit me next to a doe-eyed dolly at the speakeasy and give me a belt of coffin varnish from the barrel house I'll be flappin my kisser like a bellbottom fresh off the seascooter. I'm just joshing ya - I think he's a hard-boiled livewire who knows his onions and he's on the up and up. Either way it's gonna be a real barn burner, a real sockdollager so hang onto your bobbisocks you promtrotters and ragamuffins, this is gonna be a real trip for biscuits!